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In 2001, Herself (Host) in the production Gala de la hispanidad 2001.
She stars as Herself in the 1977 Force of Evil.
In 1914, she plays the part of Herself in the production of The Adventures of Shorty.
She is cast in the role of Liz in the 1965 movie Che cosa, che cosa... scusi signorina.
In 1916, she plays Herself (Host) in the movie Crooked from the Start.
Janeane Garofalo's character is Officer Monica Romero Miami PD in the 1981 movie Aai.
For the 1971 movie Classe operaia va in paradiso, La, Janeane Garofalo's character is Dr. Harriman/Handyman.
She plays Lucille in the 2007 movie Assassin.
For the 1969 movie Aa, kaigun, Janeane Garofalo's character is Medieval Waitress.
In 2004, she plays the part of Belinda Peck in the video Big Tit Prison 2.
Agent Shelby in the 1955 movie Amant de lady Chatterley, L'.
In 1968, she plays Honey in the production of Columna.
Janeane Garofalo's character is Herself in the 1993 Hard Discipline 2: The Lady's Maid.
For the 2001 movie Ahogy az Isten elrendeli, she is cast in the role of Deputy Cindy Bretts.
She takes the role of Narrator in the 2005 movie Gallego, El.
In 1984, Janeane Garofalo's character is Herself in the feature Eureka.
For the 1973 release of Askimla oynama, she plays the part of Jeri.
She is cast in the role of Liz in the 2005 video release of Anal Princess Diaries.
For the 1918 show Carmen, she takes the role of Linda.
Janeane Garofalo plays the part of Gale in the 2005 release Cum Inside 3.
In 1991, Paloma Fineman in the movie Aaaahh.
In 2006, Janeane Garofalo plays Herself in the release Carolina Hurricanes: 2006 Stanley Cup Champions.
In 1966, she is cast in the role of Herself (Narrator) in the feature Eyeblink.
She plays Herself in the 1923 movie Galleguita.
In 1977, she plays Chandre in the show Dulce amor, ina.
In 1972, Janeane Garofalo stars as Herself in the show Betreten verboten.
In 1913, Janeane Garofalo stars as Dee Dee in the show The Burglar at the Ball.
She takes the role of Catherine Connolly in the 2005 release Breaking the Da Vinci Code.
In 2005, she stars as Mo in the video American Pie Presents Band Camp.
For the 1942 movie Bella addormentata, La, she stars as Counter Girl.
In 1961, she plays Herself in the movie The Adventures of Lucky Pierre.
For the 1985 show Akkare Ninnoru Maran, she takes the role of Jill.
Janeane Garofalo's character is Marcy Tizard in the 1988 show APO Plus.
In 1961, Janeane Garofalo's character is Ferrin in the movie Caccia all'uomo.
For the 2001 release Dodger DVD 9, Various Characters.
For the 1916 feature Armes de la femme, Les, she plays The Bowler.
Janeane Garofalo plays Wiladene in the 1996 show Bilder einer Ausstellung.
In 2006, Janeane Garofalo's character is Narrator in the tv series Family in Hiding.
For the 1936 production of Amalia, she plays Jana Farmer.
In 2001, Janeane Garofalo plays Vickie Miner in the video Bridgette's Hellions.
For the 1934 show Adventures of Texas Jack, she plays Herself.
Janeane Garofalo plays Heather Mooney in the 1983 feature Chatpati.
For the 1918 release of Auf Probe gestellt, Herself/Various Characters.
She stars as Linda Barnes in the 2001 movie Braincells Are Transparent.
For the 2001 video Beautiful Bounty, she stars as Anita Hoffman.
For the 1917 movie The Beauty Doctor, Janeane Garofalo plays Woman.
In 1999, Janeane Garofalo plays Jasmine in the video Behind the Scenes of 'Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me'.
For the 2003 video Adrenalin Crew, Janeane Garofalo is cast in the role of Anne.
In 1959, she plays the part of Joyce Wintergarden-Dingle in the release of Belle saison est proche, La.
For the 2003 release Deception, she is cast in the role of Janeane Garofalo.
Janeane Garofalo plays the part of Herself in the 1998 movie Altarpiece.
In 1998, Janeane Garofalo is cast in the role of Beth in the show Brno Train Death Friend.
Janeane Garofalo plays Various Characters in the 1980 show Dan Oniruko bara jigoku.
In 2004, she takes the role of Paula (1992-1997) in the release of Estamira.
She is cast in the role of Various (1994-1995) in the 1978 feature Arracadas, El.
In 2001, she stars as Herself (Correspondent) (1995) in the video Double Delight.
In 2007, Janeane Garofalo stars as Himself in the release of The Hard Life of a Dog.
In 2006, Janeane Garofalo is cast in the role of Dee Dee in the production of Griscelda.
In 1967, she is cast in the role of Nadine in the show Gunahon Ka Devta.
For the 1935 movie The Great American Pie Company, she is cast in the role of Patty.
Janeane Garofalo plays Herself in the 1952 release of The Happy Cobblers.
In 2008, Janeane Garofalo is cast in the role of Herself in the feature Hard Life, A.
For the 1919 release of Hard Lions, Jennifer.
In 1967, Janeane Garofalo's character is Herself in the movie Gohyang.
Janeane Garofalo snubs Rush Limbaugh, Lynne Cheney on '24' set: Right on
Janeane Garofalo drew a fair amount of unwarranted flack a couple years ago when she dared to take a role on 24, a show whose torture-filled plotlines don't quite match up with her own well-known progressive views. Now that same...
on 2009-04-18 04:47:13TV Tonight: Janeane Garofalo on Greek
If you're a fan of Janeane Garofalo, tonight's your lucky night. Not only will the actress be continuing her duties on 24, but she'll also step into ABC Family's Greek for an episode. And with all due respect to Jack Bauer, I think I'm more excited about
on 2009-04-14 04:53:21Remembering Don LaFontaine
Janeane Garofalo used to have a bit in her standup routine where she'd say, "Here's every movie trailer ever made..." then, in a booming voice, "In a world..." It was funny because every trailer not only seems to begin with...
on 2008-09-03 04:50:04Janeane Garofalo does her best Lauren Conrad in a staged reading of 'The Hills'
The event just made everything so much clearer: Lauren's a blank slate until crossed. Heidi was her victim. In fact, Saturday's Upright Citizens Brigade staged reading of the momentous "The Hills" episode "You Know What You Did,&quo
on 2008-08-26 05:11:08
Janeane Garofalo and others dissect 'The Hills'
In a staged reading, many things are put into perspective.
on 2008-08-26 05:11:31Kate Hudson Finally Sees the Light
Filed under: Star CatcherTMZ.com: It was almost pitch black outside Nobu last night -- but all the pappers snapping like crazy for Kate Hudson made it seem like the middle of the day.Also in L.A.: Janeane Garofalo said she wouldn't be making "24" any fun
on 2008-07-02 04:55:53Link Time! 4/24
Vulture wonders which of this summer's superhero movies might suck.
When MTV Movies Blog caught up with Seth Green recently, he shot down all the rumors of an Austin Powers 4.
TV Squad has a look at some Saturday Night Live players who made it big.
Cine
on 2008-04-24 17:11:43'Reaper' recap: 'Unseen'
Reason No. 817 I love Reaper: Sock's crystal bowling ball with the skull inside. Not only is this an indisputably cool prop, but it's also an allusion to the orb wielded by Janeane Garofalo in the woefully underrated Mystery Men....
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On Fri, 12 May 2006 02:13:39 +0100, "kim" puked:
>"ANIM8Rfsk" wrote in message
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>10
>guy
>posts a
>internet in
>to
>Freddie
>messages about her on the internet". Just a guess?
>
I wasn't clear...
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lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
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"ANIM8Rfsk" wrote in message
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> in article k7n66257lk5c0bo67q9ljps4sp73vv0lbt@4ax.com, lab~rat >:-) at
> chase@cheeze.net wrote on 5/11/06 8:55 AM:
10
guy
posts a
internet in
to
Freddie
> Prinze Junior??
I think he meant "people who stalk Sarah Michelle Gellar'>Sarah Michelle Gellar and post hate
messages about her on the internet". Just a guess?
(kim)
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On Thu, 11 May 2006 09:44:23 -0700, ANIM8Rfsk
puked:
>in article k7n66257lk5c0bo67q9ljps4sp73vv0lbt@4ax.com, lab~rat >:-) at
>chase@cheeze.net wrote on 5/11/06 8:55 AM:
>Prinze Junior??
Ok. As good a reason as any...
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in article k7n66257lk5c0bo67q9ljps4sp73vv0lbt@4ax.com, lab~rat >:-) at
chase@cheeze.net wrote on 5/11/06 8:55 AM:
> On Thu, 11 May 2006 14:02:13 GMT, "Jebus Saves"
> puked:
You want Sarah Michelle Gellar locked up? Just because she married Freddie
Prinze Junior??
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On Thu, 11 May 2006 14:02:13 GMT, "Jebus Saves"
puked:
>news:aWm8g.24706$4L1.21907@newssvr11.news.prodigy.com...
>Dane Cook is funny, I'd put him in the top 25 all time but this stalker guy
>that's posting all this bullshit is not funny. He's like that dipshit
>lunatic Janeane Garofalo fan or that Jeri Ryan fan that posted 1500 posts a
>week obsessing over their star and 20 hours a day searching the internet in
>order to fight people on the newsgroup. It's people like this that need to
>be locked up.
>
What about Sarah Michelle Gellar?
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"Tony Sands" wrote in message
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> The guy's a comedian for people who think the history of comedy began 10
> years ago.
Dane Cook is funny, I'd put him in the top 25 all time but this stalker guy
that's posting all this bullshit is not funny. He's like that dipshit
lunatic Janeane Garofalo fan or that Jeri Ryan fan that posted 1500 posts a
week obsessing over their star and 20 hours a day searching the internet in
order to fight people on the newsgroup. It's people like this that need to
be locked up.
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A Purpose Driven Ice wrote in message ...
>"gweebles" wrote in message
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when
>making that kind of call.
Naaaahhh. There's no need to be sure when they know people like you are just
sitting there waiting to give out the Free Pass.
I'm not convinced there never was any. I don't
>trust the government to tell us the truth that it had been there but was
>sent out to other countries or given away to terrorist groups. In any
>event....the response in this thread from people like Alan Mormon was that
>Bush is to blame for the deaths in Iraq, not the terrorists, and that the
>Blixie Chicks didn't get any soldiers killed with their rhetoric.
>Interestingly, when Bush taunted the terrorists to "Bring it on!", liberals
>like Alan accused the president of encouraging terroristic activity against
>the soldiers. Sort of like what Piglet Maines did with her reckless and
>irresponsible comments.
It was still just one sentence and last time I checked, Natalie Maines was
not sending military people into the biggest hornets nest on the planet.
Being embarassed that a moron is president does not encourage much of
anything. Invading Iraq with the words, "Do not destroy oil wells" does,
however. It was a huge error and George W Bush made it. Natalie Maines was
right. Michael Moore, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Janeane Garofalo and all
the rest of the Hollywood liberals you loathe were right. It's not possible
to be more right than they were. Choke it down.
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=638&ncid=579&e=9&u=/nm/20050324/en_nm/television_pilots_dc
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Jonathan Silverman will star in CBS'
untitled Marsh McCall project, in which he'll play one of three adult
siblings who rally to support their eccentric professor father.
Silverman will soon be seen on the big screen in the remake of the 1946
classic "Angel on My Shoulder."
In other comedy pilot casting news:
- Darren Ritchie has landed the male lead opposite Tiffani Thiessen in
CBS' untitled Yuspa-Goldsmith comedy pilot, which centers on a young
New York couple adjusting to life as new parents.
- Melinda McGraw has landed a lead role on ABC's "Neighbors," which
revolves around dueling neighbors (Lenny Clarke, Brian Benben) who have
to contend with one another when their wives (Ann Cusack, McGraw) and
kids become friends. McGraw recently co-starred on CBS' short-lived
"Center of the Universe" and has a multiepisode arc on ABC's "Desperate
Housewives."
- Geoff Pierson has joined NBC's "All In," which stars Janeane Garofalo
(news) as a single mother of three in Las Vegas who earns a living as a
professional poker player. Pierson, who plays President John Keller on
Fox's "24," will play the main character's father.
- Kurt Fuller has come aboard ABC's "Joint Custody." The comedy stars
Nick D'Agosto as a recent college graduate who returns home and find
his parents (Marilu Henner , Fuller) divorced. Fuller, whose credits
include the features "Ray" and "Anger Management" and ABC's "Alias,"
also has landed a role in the New Line feature "Mr. Woodcock."
- Martin Mull, whose numerous TV credits include "The Ellen Show,"
"Sabrina, the Teenage Witch," "Fernwood 2Nite" and "Mary Hartman, Mary
Hartman," has been cast in NBC's "Thick and Thin," which centers on a
former fat woman (Jessica Capshaw) who struggles with her new image.
Reuters/Hollywood Reporter
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On 20 Mar 2004 15:00:46 GMT, parterrebox@aol.com (Parterrebox) wrote:
>Zandt, David Blaine, Josh Charles and MTV's Kurt Loder.
Yawn.
And still about 24 letters ahead of any list to which you can claim to be a
member.
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BY CAROLYN CALLAHAN AND DREW MACKENZIE
SPECIAL TO THE NEWS
Will Ross and Rachel finally live happily ever after?
That's the question that has had "Friends" fans on the edge of their seats —
until tonight, when the wildly popular sitcom goes off the air after 10 years
at the top of the ratings heap.
Will Ross Geller (David Schwimmer) talk Rachel Green (Jennifer Aniston) out of
moving to Paris, or will he decide to go with her?
Over the years, the hapless couple has had more ups and downs than a roller
coaster.
The ups:
1. After countless missed opportunities, they reveal their true feelings and
finally get together for the first time. 2. They tie the knot during a drunken
visit to Las Vegas. 3. They have a baby, Emma.
The downs:
1. Ross sleeps with another woman after an argument with Rachel because, as he
explains in what would become one of the show's most famous lines, "We were on
a break!" 2. They tie the knot during a drunken visit to Las Vegas — and it
is annulled. 3. He accidentally utters true love Rachel's name during his
wedding to Emily. 4. Rachel hooks up with Joey.
So here's to a happy ending for Ross and Rachel — and the stars who brought
them to life!
David Schwimmer
David Schwimmer gave "Friends" little chance of becoming a hit when he shot the
pilot.
The guy who made viewers root for Ross Eustace Geller thought he'd be lucky if
it even lasted until the end of the season.
"I had done some bad movies, a couple of small TV parts and a failed series,"
says the 37-year-old star. "So I figured this show was just a temporary thing.
"I was sleeping on a futon in a friend's living room for two months before the
pilot. I never thought it would be this big. In fact, none of us did. It was
instant chemistry."
Schwimmer was even more shocked that he became an unlikely sex symbol.
"I never felt good enough or good-looking enough there," he says of his days at
Beverly Hills High School, where he was the self-confessed class clown, always
in trouble.
"I was chubby and a nerd," he recalls.
While it was soon obvious the series had staying power, Ross' high-strung pet
monkey, Marcel, wasn't so lucky — he got the boot after the first season.
"Either the monkey goes or I do," Schwimmer told the producers, who wrote the
primate out by sending him off to the San Diego Zoo.
Schwimmer is often credited by his cast mates as the brains behind their
one-for-all, all-for-one approach to dealing with the brass, especially when it
came to salary negotiations.
"If some idea came down, like 'Will you guys do this one thing?' then, as a
group we would go in a room, privately talk about it, debate the pros and cons,
and then decide," Schwimmer says.
"Luckily, that stuck...
"But I didn't realize the power it would eventually wield us in terms of our
negotiations," adds the actor, whose parents are lawyers.
In the last two seasons of "Friends," each of the stars earned more than $1
million per episode.
On the show, Schwimmer's character made three trips to the altar, but in real
life, the actor is in no rush to wear a wedding ring.
"I believe love at first sight is possible, yes," Schwimmer says. "But for me,
real love takes a little more time."
During "Friends," he's had a string of romances, including with Australian
singer Natalie Imbruglia and Israeli actress Mili Avital.
Still, Schwimmer — who lives alone in an $8 million Georgian-style mansion in
Beverly Hills — has high hopes of finding Ms. Right.
"I think it will be the biggest decision of my entire life," he says of
settling down.
"My parents are still happily married, and that proves to me that it can last
forever.
"It's important for me to be a father, have a healthy family life and be happy.
I'm just an old-fashioned guy."
Schwimmer — who had a recurring role on last season's "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
— has starred in a string of film flops since shooting to fame in "Friends."
But he's hoping that will all change with his next movie "Duane Hopwood,"
co-starring Janeane Garofalo.
The 6-foot-2 actor will also be directing some episodes of the "Friends"
spinoff "Joey," starring Matt LeBlanc. And he's currently directing
"Americana," a pilot for NBC starring Alyson Hannigan.
Schwimmer's Favorite Episode: "The One With the Prom Video" (Season 2). "It's
the whole history of the origins of the relationship between Ross and Rachel,"
he says.
Jennifer Aniston
From the moment she was cast as reformed spoiled little rich girl Rachel,
Jennifer Aniston instantly hit it off with the actors who would become her best
"Friends." But she did have a few reservations about Matt LeBlanc.
"I always laugh at our past because I used to be terrified of him," says
Aniston. "He was leather, head to toe — one of those guys. And all you're
thinking is, 'Oh, he's going to try to get me into bed. I can just see it a
mile away.'
"Then he turned out to be the sweetest, most lovable man," she adds. "I just
love him. He's a brother."
When "Friends" first hit the air, Aniston — the daughter of legendary soap
star John Aniston — was hot and heavy with actor Tate Donovan, who now stars
on "The O.C."
They eventually split, but heartache turned to happiness when Aniston met and
fell in love with box-office heartthrob Brad Pitt, now 40.
Their July 2000 wedding sealed their status as a Hollywood supercouple, and
with her series behind her, they're focusing on having a baby.
"We're absolutely in the process," Aniston, 35, says of impending parenthood.
"It's where we're headed."
The one place they're not headed, at least for now, is a movie starring the two
of them. (Do Bennifer and "Gigli" ring any bells?)
"You look at past case studies of couples working together in films, and the
odds are really against us," Pitt says.
His wife echoes the sentiment: "We wouldn't want to go out there with
bull's-eyes on our heads."
For the time being, they'll have to settle for their memories of Pitt's
guest-starring role on "Friends."
In the Season 8 episode, "The One with the Rumor," Pitt played an old
high-school pal who shared a teenage weight problem with Monica. He wasn't
exactly a member of Rachel's fan club.
"We had so much fun doing that show, and it was fun for me to have him come
into my world and see what this was all about," Aniston says.
"And he so admired it, and it was great. But boy, I've never seen anybody so
nervous."
Another "Friends" memory she still can't get out of her head is the craze her
shaggy "Rachel" haircut sparked in 1994.
The irony, she says, is that her hair — which she describes as "too fuzzy,
too kinky" — "was always like a thorn in my side." Of the six "Friends"
stars, Aniston has had the most successful big-screen career, including the
recent hit comedy "Along Came Polly," with Ben Stiller.
Her per-flick asking price is reportedly expected to double from $5 million to
$10 million.
She hopes to continue that track record with two upcoming movies — a remake
of the 1966 British movie "Gambit" and a project inspired by the 1967 classic
"The Graduate."
In between, she'll continue to make time for her "Friends."
"Every single person in this cast is my family," she says.
"They're not leaving my life — there's just no way."
Aniston's Favorite Episode: "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby" (Season 8), which
she calls "powerful" and "just funny."
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> Celebrities in the crowd included Ethan Hawke, Janeane Garofalo, Steven Van
Zandt, David Blaine, Josh Charles and MTV's Kurt Loder.
The "B" list, out in force, I see.
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> In article
> ,
> TranslucentAmoebae wrote:
possession"http://www.tmz.com/2008/03/11/mary-ann-busted-with-mary-jane/
responsibility"http://www.tmz.com/2008/03/12/it-wasnt-mary-anns-mary-jane/
> difference?
He can't tell you...too drunk.
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"Parterrebox" wrote in message
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> Zandt, David Blaine, Josh Charles and MTV's Kurt Loder.
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B list? You're too kind. Except for Ethan who is a pretty clear B, I was
thinking the rest were more like C+'s, but only if graded on the curve.
Ambrose
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Guy Bannis wrote in message ...
>In article , Scotius
> wrote:
experts.
>Rush Limbaugh
>Ann Coulter
>Pat Buchanan
>Fox News ...
And not one of them is any more or less qualified to be talking about
foreign policy or politics than Sean Penn or Janeane Garofalo. The only
difference between Rush Limbaugh and, say, Susan Sarandon, is that the
"official" political pundits like Rush have this God granted, unearned
mantle of expertise. Rush went from being an account executive for The
Kansas City Royals (Try getting a job like that without serious family
connections, BTW) to a politics expert almost overnight without ever
spending a minute in a political science class. Apparently as long as you're
a conservative you don't need any qualifications at all. Two of
conservatism's leading lights are George W Bush and Ah-nold and neither of
them can even speak properly, much less talk to William F Buckley at length
about anything complicated. I think Ann Coulter is a constitutional lawyer,
which makes her eminently qualified to talk about the Warren Court or
Lincoln and Habeus Corpus, but if you want to talk about Iraq, in terms of
actual qualifications, Coulter is about on par with Ed Asner. Or any of us.
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At last, a place where Celebrity Idiots and
Hollywood Halfwits can let their hair down
and confess.
If you are a movie star, rock star, singer, musician, or
otherwise involved in the entertainment media, or, your
name is Paris Hilton, there is now a web page where you
can confess that you are really only an ignorant jackass celebrity,
do it here: http://www.quicktopic.com/27/H/AvjnqL87f5bnQ
I propose the following named celebs confess immediately (partial list):
Bono
Bruce Springsteen
Natalie Maynes
Janeane Garofalo
Barbra Streisand
Sharon Stone
Susan Sarandon
Cher
Martin Sheen
Alec Baldwin
Sean Penn
Bill Maher
I have inspected the dossiers of the above listed suspects,
and have confirmed they are genuine nincompoops, not
just ordinary celebrity idiots.
I have to hurry my review of all the celebrity dossiers,
before they move to Canada or Europe.
There remain thousands of media and journalist dossiers to review.
Confession will do all of them good.
Media journalists including Dan Rather, Pinch Sulzberger,
Katie Couric and Peter Jennings also invited.
Warm regards to all,
Chief Inspector Claude Dreyfus
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Part of a review from "The Advocate," by Alonso Duralde. He makes the
point a little better than I do.
"What is upsetting [about "Team America"] is how wishy-washy Team
America's satire becomes when it deals with American foreign policy.
Sure, the film says, America blunders around like a bull in the
world's china shop, but at least we're better than those awful
terrorists. Perhaps, but 'better' doesn't absolve that policy from
questioning and scrutiny. Just ask the prisoners at Abu Ghraib. The
movie mocks jingoism (the team's theme song is 'America, F**k Yeah!')
and celebrates it at the same time—Parker and Stone want to portray
America as both flawed and blameless, and that just doesn't work,
especially given the naked anger they keep showing toward "pussy"
Hollywood liberals. (Right-leaning stars like Bruce Willis and Britney
Spears aren't mentioned here. Neither, for that matter, is George W.
Bush.) They conveniently forget there's no difference between Penn's
right to travel to Iraq or Janeane Garofalo's right to talk about Iraq
on CNN and their own right to make a puppet movie in which Michael
Moore is a terrorist, Matt Damon is retarded, and the ends justify the
means of American foreign policy.
"Maybe I'm taking a movie with explicit puppet sex (and puppet
vomiting) too seriously. And there are plenty of laughs to be had
here, politically incorrect and otherwise. But Hollywood players
Parker and Stone are being disingenuous at the very least when they
make a political satire that bashes Hollywood players for being
political."
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"Walter Blickner" wrote in message
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> Maybe ten years ago I went to a puppet show at UCLA. Somebody had
> written a master's thesis for marionettes, and it was about debt
> relief in third-world countries.
> Seems the puppets had to spout these sanctimonious lines, but the
> puppeteers would get so caught up in the words that they'd start
> talking with their hands and the puppets would go flying.
> inherently funny just swinging there in space, this movie had to be
> brilliant.
> about nuclear war and North Korea and international terrorism, but the
> REAL targets are Alec Baldwin, Sean Penn, and Janeane Garofalo.
> the world in the state it's in today.
> O'Connor, on "Saturday Night Live." "Fight the real enemy," she said,
> tearing up a picture of the guy responsible for keeping American women
> in aprons and American gays in closets. Naturally we had to condemn
> her to oblivion. What a pompous imbecile, trying to break America out
> of the eighteenth century.
> are our real enemies. See how pretentious they look, with their big
> words and their sincerity! Watch their heads explode! And wear their
> credibillity away, bit by bit, so the next time Bush attacks a country
> nobody will have the nerve to speak up.
> pompous or pretentious or a blowhard, or if he wears tight bellbottoms
> and a turtleneck. I don't care if every time Sean Penn opens his
> mouth he sends corn kernels flying. I don't care if Janeane Garofalo will and covers his ass later. The enemy is the media, so corrupt
> that truth can't get out. The enemy is a religion whose God wants
> world domination.
> up a filthy little country and you're shaving their eyebrows while
> they sleep.
> minute what's really funny:
You've never watched one damn minute or episode of "South Park," have you?
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pluto@quentincrisp.com (Walter Blickner) wrote in
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> Maybe ten years ago I went to a puppet show at UCLA. Somebody had
> written a master's thesis for marionettes, and it was all about debt
> relief in third-world countries.
> Seems the puppets had to spout these sanctimonious lines, but the
> puppeteers would get so caught up in the words they'd start talking
> with their hands and the puppets would go flying.
> inherently funny just swinging there in space, this movie had to be
> brilliant.
> about nuclear war and North Korea and international terrorism, but the
> REAL targets are Alec Baldwin, Sean Penn, and Janeane Garofalo.
You heard wrong. They slam everyone who appears in the movie. All three
sides.
> up a filthy little country and you're shaving their eyebrows while
> they sleep.
I guess you can't stand any dissent aimed at your socialist utopia.
> minute what's really funny:
Team America is the funniest movie I've seen in years. Precisely because it
does slam everybody, on all sides, equally. You're the punch line to a
number of their jokes.
--
Terry Austin
www.hyperbooks.com
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pluto@quentincrisp.com (Walter Blickner) wrote in message news:<75e8f32a.0410180810.251a9e11@posting.google.com>...
> Maybe ten years ago I went to a puppet show at UCLA. Somebody had
> written a master's thesis for marionettes, and it was all about debt
> relief in third-world countries.
> Seems the puppets had to spout these sanctimonious lines, but the
> puppeteers would get so caught up in the words they'd start talking
> with their hands and the puppets would go flying.
> inherently funny just swinging there in space, this movie had to be
> brilliant.
> about nuclear war and North Korea and international terrorism, but the
> REAL targets are Alec Baldwin, Sean Penn, and Janeane Garofalo.
> the world in the state it's in today.
> O'Connor, on "Saturday Night Live." "Fight the real enemy," she said,
> tearing up a picture of the guy responsible for keeping American women
> in aprons and American gays in closets. Naturally we had to condemn
> her to oblivion. What a pompous imbecile, trying to break America out
> of the eighteenth century.
Bwah. As a ex-catholic and an atheist I can only laugh and shake my
head. Sinead is a ridiculous, self-absorbed kook and what you said in
the paragraph above bears little relation to life in America as I know
it. Where do you live anyway? The Ozarks?
Mez
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pluto@quentincrisp.com (Walter Blickner) wrote in message news:<75e8f32a.0410180810.251a9e11@posting.google.com>...
> But then I heard a little too much about the plot. Seems the movie is
> about nuclear war and North Korea and international terrorism, but the
> REAL targets are Alec Baldwin, Sean Penn, and Janeane Garofalo.
> the world in the state it's in today.
Do you really think that Stone and Parker *actually* believe this?
Look at South Park, Orgazmo, Packer. They are perhaps the least
sincere filmmakers imaginable.
The movie is not about terrorism, but about Jerry Bruckheimer films,
explicitly attacking that producer, and, implicitly, the moronic
mainstream action-film mentality -- the kind that is likely to think
that moderately left-wing celebrities are enemies of America.
- Celebrity Gossip
- "We're (women) our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men."
- "A lot of the hate mail I get is clearly misogynist. I am a proud liberal, feminst woman, and the hate mail I get about those three things is not about me. It's about those signifers, and about what the right in this country has managed to do to perpetuate anger over what they mean."
- "You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to hook up. They meet, they throw some things on the fire, they talk about Vin Diesel, they tell stories about who their favorite Fox anchor is, they exchange phone numbers and in some cases has led to marriages."
- "Our country is founded on a sham: our forefathers were slave-owning rich white guys who wanted it their way. So W_hen I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.' That you can have a gay parade on Christopher Street in New York, with naked men and women on a float cheering, 'We're here, we're queer!' -- that's what makes my heart swell. Not the flag, but a gay naked man or woman burning the flag. I get choked up with pride."
- "The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off."
- After 9/11 disaster from article in Commentary magazine, November 2001: "Who would have thought that I'd be angry on behalf of my country? I'm used to being angry at my country."
- "Many people feel that mass acceptance and smooth socialization are desirable life paths for a young adult... Many people are often wrong... Don't bother being nice. Being popular and well liked is not in your best interest. Let me be more clear; if you behave in a manner pleasing to most, then you are probably doing something wrong. The masses have never been arbiters of the sublime, and they often fail to recognize the truly great individual. Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in." (From her book "Feel This Book," co-written with Ben Stiller)
- "I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth."
- At one point or another, has worked with every member of the Kids in the Hall.
- In March 2003, she made an appearance on CNN's Cross Fire to discuss the international situation involving Iraq.
- Married boyfriend Rob Cohen in 1991 at a Las Vegas drive-in chapel as a joke. They had gone to Vegas with the rest of the cast of "Ben Stiller Show, The" (1990) and decided to get married along with some of the other crew members. After their relationship ended they never officially got divorced.
- Admitted in 2003 interviews that she had overcome a sobriety problem with alcohol.
- Is of Italian and Irish descent.
- Briefly lived in Minnesota at the beginning of her stand-up career
- Garofalo, barely five feet tall, sometimes had to stand on a box just to be in the same frame with 6-foot co-star Uma Thurman in Truth About Cats & Dogs, The (1996).
- Attended Providence College.
- Has a tattoo on her arm which reads "think".
- Wrote a book with Ben Stiller: Feel This Book : An Essential Guide to Self-Empowerment, Spiritual Supremacy, and Sexual Satisfaction (1999).
- Attended Madison High School in Madison, New Jersey.
- Her production company is: I Hate Myself Productions.
- She has 7 tattoos.
- Was offered the role of Gale Weathers in the movie Scream (1996), but turned it down to do the movie Sweethearts (1996). Courteney Cox then got the role and Scream (1996) which went on to gross more than $100 million, whereas Sweethearts (1996) went straight to video.
- She is a vegetarian.
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